How I feel about my finances

whatshouldwecallme:

On pay day:

After I pay rent:

Required Listening: OK McQueen’s love song for 1D’s Niall Horan “True Love (No Deniall)”

mtvu:

Asking for your old job back after a week at your new job because your new job sucks so bad is sad and not fun and i hope he says yes omg.

ok - so you get a job offer for a job that’s basically what you do now, but for a giant global company instead of a tiny startup nc company and with more responsibility. you’d make a lot  more than you make now (like almost an entire paycheck more a month), but you’d have to dress nice (almost) every day and you don’t know anyone there. it’s scary and huge there, but its in a pretty rad spot in town.  the company you work for now is small and casual and you work with your bff. do you take the new job or stay at your current one????????

ps how do you write a resignation letter???????? i’m sad and excited and confused and afraid! eeek!

Autumn and I are bitches to an ex-friend

Congratulations! 

Its nice to know how much you care about us! It’s been your dream to have us all get ready together, but you couldn’t even be bothered to send us a one sentence (or one word) email. We haven’t talked in MONTHS. You really value friendships, don’t you? Hope you really feel good inside knowing that you lost at least two, but probably three friends over your “dream” wedding.

Was it weird to have a wedding full of strangers? It looks like your 40k wedding had about 85 people.  Did you enjoy looking out from the altar and seeing all the empty seats?

Just FYI, personalized gifts aren’t gifts with people’s initials on them. They’re something that shows you know the person and what they like. Too bad you didnt know any of your bridesmaids!

Your new bridesmaid dresses were a really weird shade of apple. Also, they were completely unflattering on even your most attractive bridesmaid.  Oh, and Jess got a new dress too? LOL cool. I’m glad you took our original suggestion of replacing her dress. Her dress TOTALLY wasn’t the problem, right? Oh, and your flowers were still the color of our dresses! How nice! Good to see all our suggestions were accounted for.

By the way, we looked at all 400 of your wedding pictures and they’re all SHIT. If you paid more than $100 for all the pictures, you overpaid. The lighting is terrible, nothing is in focus, and there’s not even a good picture of you having your first kiss. I probably could have taken better photos on my iPhone.

Totally sorry to bring this all up again, but it’s left a bitter taste in my mouth, and I wont be satisfied until I’ve defriended you. But I wanted you to know that it was about to happen. Defriending isnt as satisfying if the other party isnt aware that its happened. LOL BYE!